In the future Mars is colony of earth. After being liberated by the Red Faction from the evil Ultor Corporation with the help of the Earth Defense Force everything seemed okay. But Earth's economy soon went down the tubes years later and the EDF decided "Hey, why don't we get Mars to help foot the build?" But after years of exploitation by Earth the Martain Colonists have grown fed up and decided to revolt the only way a rowdy miner knows how... blowing stuff up with timed demo charges!
Come with Lizard-Man into a world of Two-dimensional hero characters who are completely justified in everything they do despite the fact they cross several moral lines. Its a hostile planet full of ore desposits, annoying arbitrary transporter missions and tons cardboard cutout villains who contain the same level of depth to their characters as the guy who bashes a bunch of newborn kittens in a sack to death for fun! Snidely Whiplash moustaches sold seperately.
Get your ass to Mars!
If you're wondering, no. I'm sorry, but there are no three boobed women in this game. I checked. And Sam isn't hiding an extra one anywhere. Trust me.
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